Things not to say to an Igloo policeman . . . . .
  ~ Well, u-u-u-uh yes Sgt. Tinsley, as a matter of fact your daughter is in the car with me.
~ Hey Lewin, what's brewin. Seen Captain Stuen? On your way to a beer bust to ruin, there Captain Lewin?
~ Captain Stuen! You should go over to Boltz's house and see your son.
~ Have you finished washing Joe's car yet?
~ Hey Booper, you're too damn old to run.
~ Hey Wally! What do you mean "I don't have any tail lights," Chief Accident Investigator Schiffner?
~ I'm going to have your job!
~ Damn Boop, how many deer you got hanging in that coal shed?
 
Comments made by Igloo policemen...
  ~ During a routine stop Captain Jim Lewin commented to Duane Varilek "If you take your hands off the car, I'll make your birth certificate a worthless document." A little later Captain Lewin made this comment "Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch after you wear them a while."

~ After Duane was locked-up Captain Jim Lewin's written report contained the following statement, "While getting into the patrol car, the subject's face ran into my flashlight."

~ While being "detained," George Boltz started poking fun at Officer Booper Morrison, "A recent study shows that if you run you are more likely to get shot by a fat cop. Morrison's comment to George Boltz, " If you run, you'll only go to jail tired." Then after another sarcastic come-back from George, Officer Morrison was heard to say, "Can you run faster than 1,200 feet per second?" At that, George took off, ran and hid in the Vets Club.

~ Captain Jim Lewin commenting to Dan Davis, "You don't know how fast you were going? I guess that means I can write anything I want to on the ticket, huh?"

~ Captain Lewin discussing the situation with Tom Buechler, "The answer to this last question will determine whether you are drunk or not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog?"

~ While Paul Dappen was inquiring why he was stopped, Captain Lewin remarked, "Fair? You want me to be fair? Listen, fair is a place where you go to ride on rides, eat cotton candy, and corn dogs, and step in monkey poop."

~ After making a sarcastic remark regarding quotas, Jerry Lanphear was told by Capt Jim Lewin, "No sir, we don't have quotas anymore. We used to, but now we're allowed to write as many tickets as we can."

~ Jim Lewin's reply to a young girls innocent question, "You didn't think we give pretty girls tickets? You're right, we don't. Sign here."

~ Jim Lewin trying to explain police policy to Dan Davis, "Warning! You want a warning? O.K. I'm warning you not to do that again or I'll give you another ticket."
 
I Fought The Law
Robert Fuller Four
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